Jokes... PLENTY!

Ok jokes here. :-)

While visiting a friend in the hospital a young man noticed several pretty nurses, each one of them was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. “What does the pin signify?” he asked one of them. “Oh! Nothing,” she said with a chuckle. “We just use it to keep the doctors away.”

Lol, next.

Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted ( assaulted )

Hahas.

You know how to catch a nice big trout? You look for a place in the stream where there's a sunken log or hole where the big ones like to hang out. Every day for a week, you throw in a handful of worms and a sugar cookie. On the last day, you just throw in the worms. When the trout sticks his head out of the water to see what happened to the sugar cookie, you hit him over the head with a baseball bat!

Lol this explains how much trout likes sugar cookies, such that when it was gone, it wanted to find it. :-)

A little girl walked proudly into a dry goods store to buy material for a dress for her doll.
When she came to the cash register she asked, “What does this cost?"
"For a sweet little girl like you," replied the man (feeling generous)"I'll charge only one little kiss."
"Thanks" replied the tot. "Grandma said she'll be by tomorrow to pay for it."

LOL this rox. :-)

Why did the potato blush? ( The ones you see on western 'hotplates' like in Jack's Place )

Because it saw the salad dressing

Ok.:-) I get it.

One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. "A cup of milk please." he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody," I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!" The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?"
The Cowboy replied," Well, I had to walk home

This will help if you fell for someone's joke. :-)

Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half.
Good. I’ll take two of them.

Will that make 1 whole? LOL!

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don't look I'm changing!

Lol! XD

Ok this is all I have for now. Look out for more! XD

Cheers! :-)